‘I Was an Undercover Illegal Immigrant for Nigel Farage’ claims Reform UK member and ‘citizen journalist’ who blacked up to pretend to be Somali asylum seeker in order to expose alleged life of luxury lived by asylum seekers at taxpayers’ expense. Findings of their report hotly disputed after undercover blackface bigot caught up with illegal work gangs and human traffickers.
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Is it time for Britain’s tabloids to abandon pretending to be newspapers and go back to peddling stories about UFOs, ghosts and miracles? Top pop historian and publisher announces plans to launch new ‘traditional tabloid’ providing public with a satisfying diet of dubious tales of weirdness instead of depressing stories of wars, scandals and political scandals. Brilliant idea or folly in face of online competition for fake fantasy news?
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We’re After Hours again, where the mysterious ‘Night Caller’ is disturbing the sleep of people who...
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Was the myth of American independence created from a series of lies and anti-British disinformation fabricated by a small group of ultra wealthy citizens hell bent on tax avoidance? Were the ‘Founding Fathers’ the evil ‘Tech Bro’ billionaires of their day? UK-based group aims to re-educate Americans to the falsehoods their nation was built on with view to bringing America back under the British flag in a ‘Glorious Counter Revolution’.
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There are some vile, vile people out there, it seems. Vile little bullies who’ll hound a man out of his job, then, apparently still not satisfied, drive him to his death. Not that they’ll accept any responsibility for having whipped up an online lynch mob. Oh no – it’s all someone else’s fault. But just what motivates these unspeakably vile individuals?
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Shock and aaargh! as ICE agents grope the bodies of female protesters electric with their electrified gloves, top investigative journalist asks whether organisation now sourcing its equipment from sex toy suppliers? Investigation uncovers web of corruption involving Trump-connected former porn actress turned sex aid entrepreneur, with claims ICE detention centres now equipped like bondage dungeons with leather restraints, whips and spankings.
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Members of online lynch mob that drove man to his death find themselves targeted by real-life mobs demanding justice in kind. Journalists chased down street by howling crowds, individual rank-and-file posters punched out on their own doorsteps. Can bullying be justified when it is directed at bullies? Or are such actions futile, as conscience-free bullies never learn and will instead just move on to their next target?
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Does Donald Trump believe that he is a comic book super villain? Top psychiatrist believes that delusional US President rapidly turning into Batman villain The Penguin, warns of poison gas spouting umbrellas and bird-themed evil schemes. Does Trump suspect former President Obama of actually beinghis nemesis Batman? Is an all-action ‘Wham’ ‘Kapow’ showdown on the cards?
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Once again we go After Hours to find out why streaming TV customers are finding their ordinary...
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As British man found guilty of persuading a US citizen to attempt suicide via the internet, insiders suggest that Burnham government may be about to pivot defence policy to use of such ‘death persuaders’, fire starters, astrally projected killers and other psychic weapons in order to reduce defence spending. Will they be deployed against US to induce Trump administration to commit mass suicide or used against domestic threats like Reform UK?
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Are US Republicans covering up death of elderly Senator? Amazing claims that party planning to resurrect Senator from the dead in some form. Media speculates whether advanced medical techniques, Voodoo or puppetry will be used to produce ‘proof-of-life’ for the politician. Wild claims that puppetry previously used to reanimate and extend ‘lives’ of various members of UK Royal Family.
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Frustrated right-wing extremists condemn police investigation into former MP Ann Widdecombe’s death for consistently focusing on white British nationals as suspects – claim many violent illegal immigrants live incognito, passing as white thanks to ‘white face’ make up. Tabloid launches campaign to unmask the secret illegal immigrant criminals living amongst us as white people, while rival paper calls for Miss Marple to take over Widdecombe investigation.
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Back in the world of After Hours, can Dan guess who the real celebrity sinner is in...
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Is ‘AI Slop’ being used an excuse by would be artistic types for their own lack of success due to their own lack of talent? In truth, is ‘AI Slop’ any more pernicious than the ‘Human Slop’ that preceded it and flooded the web with crap? Is anything produced using AI the work of the devil as the hysterical pearl clutchers would have you believe, or is it simply just another legitimate creative tool?
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Are the UK’s reality TV shows really nothing more than a charter for would be sex offenders? As another show comes under scrutiny for allegations of sexual assault against female contestants, producer announces new, even more controversial, format featuring male contestants trying to guess which female contestant is underage. Bold taboo-challenging social experiment or low grade titillation for the sexually depraved?
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Is Nigel Farage about to urge Britons to have more sex to boost UK’s indigenous population so as to eliminate need for immigration? Extreme right-wing think tank hoping Reform UK leader will endorse their proposals to ‘Breed a Better Britain’ through compulsory heterosexual sex quotas for ‘true Britons’, compulsory contraception for immigrants and a ban on ‘non-productive’ non-heterosexual sex.
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Does Donald Trump have a portrait in his attic that grows younger and handsomer the more evil and corrupt be becomes in a reverse ‘Dorian Gray’ situation? Speculation rife that President entered into Faustian pact to excise all goodness from his soul in order to be evil enough to capture Republican vote and ascend to the White House.
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Welcome back to the world of ‘After Hours’. In our latest journey through the dark hours, we ask...
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Top academic asks – why do long-running media narratives, like the Epstein Files, never seem to reach a satisfactory conclusion? Why is that ‘smoking gun’ never quite found? Is it a conspiracy by media elites to distract the public from what’s really going on in the world via these never-ending narratives? Or are the public being protected from the mind-numbingly mundane nature of the real world?
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After yet another bungled assassination attempt on President Trump, experts ponder whether the US is becoming a nation of amateurs, taking its lead from its incompetent leader and abandoning all professional values. How can a nation of gun-loving psychopaths fail to muster a single assassin capable of shooting straight and hitting a target as large as Trump? Is this the age of American amateurism?
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