http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/ Top British Political Satire, News Parody and Surreal Humour en Copyright 2004, The Sleaze editor@thesleaze.co.uk Campaigners Condemn New DVD Showing Male Celebrities Performing Bizarre Acts With Penises! Fears That Sight Of Bruce Lee Breaking Bricks With Todger Will Encourage Copcats - Resulting in Serious Injuries! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/artful_todger-003.html Will Vatican's Crackdown on Paedophile Priests Threaten Career Prospects of Britain's Perverts? Calls for Government to Provide New Training Schemes for Deviants to Ensure future of UK Perversity! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/state_of_disgrace-592.html Producer Announces Plans to use Digital Technology to Virtually Resurrect Dead 'Carry On' Stars for Controversial New Films! Starting with Saucy Suicide Bomber Satire! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/carry_on_bombing-591.html New TV Series Featuring Live Autopsies of Rich and Famous Condemned as Tasteless! Makers Claim Programme Merely Represents Ultimate in Reality TV! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/celebrity_autopsy-586.html Tory Party Rejects Claims that Leader Will Jump on Any Bandwagon in Desperate Search for Votes! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/black_and_blue-585.html Another incredible reinterpretation (some would say travesty) of history from independent British writer/director Sid Dukie, 'From Shamrock to Swastika' depicts Joseph Kennedy, father of JFK, as being a Nazi collaborator hell-bent on Britain's defeat in World War Two... http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/shamrock_to_swastika-589.html British Film Industry Strikes Back at Hollywood's Misrepresentation of History! Maverick Director Aims to Expose 'Truth' Behind America's Top Historical Heroes! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/empire_strikes_back-002.html Minister Claims Movies are Essential Political Research into Exploitation of Women! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/taking_the_whip-584.html Has Jade Goody Performed Miracles From Beyond the Grave? Is Peter Andre a Prophet of the Apocalypse? Can Tom Jones' Touch Cure Erectile Dysfunction? Bizarre Celebrity-Worshipping Cults Revealed! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/cult_of_celebrity-583.html Are Internet Peeping Toms Using Google Street View to Snoop on Unsuspecting Victims? Calls for Web Application to be Banned Amid Complaints of Rampant Cyber-Voyeurism! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/caught_on_camera-582.html Is Christ Flipping Burgers in MacDonald's? Messiah Cites Lack of Opportunities in Family Business as Reason for Switch to Fast Food Industry! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/sweet_and_saviour-001.html Does Primitive Tribe Roam Undetected in Britain's Capital City? Man Sensationally Claims to Have Been Held Captive for Year by Savages in South London! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/lost_tribe-581.html Top Promoter Denies Deliberately Irradiating Client to Induce Life-Threatening Cancer for Publicity Purposes! Claims Exploitation of Terminal Illness is Legitimate Means of Boosting Flagging Celebrity Careers! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/celebrity_death_watch-576.html Instead of carrying out brain transplants, Frankenstein finds himself treating a famous male stripper Dick Wheat (Harry Barse - later to play Blojob in softcore Bond-ripoff 'Deviants are Forever'), who has had acid thrown over his privates by a jealous rival. The good doctor proceeds to transplant a penis from a recently deceased sex-offender...! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/privates_of_frankenstein-577.html Meet the Civil Servants Who Procure Porn, Prostitutes and Perveristy for Visiting Foreign Dignitaries! Secret Government Department's Amazing Activities Exposed! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/procurer_executive-575.html Voyeurism Goes High Tech as New Website Offers Visitors All the Thrills of Being Peeping Tom Withour The Risks! Ultimate in Reality TV as Site Founder Secretly Films Neighbours' Bedroom Antics! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/peeping_tom_tv-574.html Are Britain's Pensioners Under Threat From Dangerous Sexual Predators? Top Sexologist Warns of Explosion in Geriatric Sex Offending Due to Ageing Population! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/age_before_beauty-573.html From the outset, this low-budget British horror flick makes clear its no-holds barred approach. In the opening scene a car full of youths speeds along the M25 orbital motorway, pulling alongside an old Rover carrying an elderly couple, one of the youths lowers his window and moons at the oldsters. In response the elderly woman passenger of the Rover winds down her window, leans across, and bites a huge chunk of the guy's arse... http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/highway_of_the_driving_dead-578.html Young Ezekial arrives in First Century Galilee to claim his inheritance of his grandfather's carpentry business, but is told by his guardian that he is in fact the son of Jesus. Suspicion soon falls on Ezekial when a series of bizarre murders take place - the victims are all in some way connected with the crucifixion of Christ... http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/son_of_jesus-567.html Single People Targeted by Gangs of Couples in Series of Vicious St Valentine's Day Attacks! Instinctive Purging of Socially Inadequate Sad Single Bastards or Jealously Rage at Freedom of the Unattached? http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/to_hell_with_love-572.html After the success of such compilation films as 'That's Entertainment' and 'That's Dancing' it was perhaps inevitable that something similar would be produced for more specialist markets. Porn specialists Mapatasi were happy to oblige with this collection of classic celluloid spanking moments... http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/thats_spanking.html Is Tory leader David Cameron leading a double life? Does Britain's suave opposition leader have an evil alter ego involved in extreme right wing politics, sexual harassment and destabilising the economy through reckless City trading? http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/two_faces_of_david_cameron-571.html Cable TV Channel Set Up to Raise Moral Standards Condemned by Watchdog For Broadcast of Torture, Punishment and Humiliation! Are Channel's Owners Moral Guardians or Just Hypocritical Perverts? http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/puritan_pleasures-566.html Were Reality TV Contestants Forgotten and Abandoned by Programme Makers Responsible for Wrecking and Looting Ships on Remote Island? Amazing Claims that Crews Eaten by Survivors of BBC Castaway TV Show in Cannibal Pirate Spree! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/castaway_apocalypse-562.html Suburban Street Blitzed as Gordon Brown Declares War on the Recession! Residents Suffer Bombs, Black Outs, Rationing and Conscription in Experiment to Recreate 'Wartime Spirit' in Fight Against Credit Crunch! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/war_against_recession.html As hard-boiled private eye Tom Mulligan stalks the damp and grey South London badlands in search of an old friend's missing daughter, he finds himself disturbed by his growing fascination with sado-masochism and his hitherto hidden desire to be dominated by tough women...! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/kissmywhip.html Does a Spectral Sex Offender Stalk the Stalls of Fulchester Cathedral? A Tale of Seasonal Supernatural Terror to Chill the Bones! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/ghost_story_for_christmas-565.html Moral Campaigners Condemn Festive DVD Release of Legendary Seasonal Porn Movie! Claims that Scenes of Santa's Sex Romps in a Pear Tree Will Corrupt Christmas! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/twelve_lays_of_christmas-564.html Top Judge Accused of Giving Lenient Sentences in Exchange for Sexual Favours! Britain's Judiciary Rocked by Newspaper's Claims of Corruption and Sexual Deviancy! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/law_and_disorder.html Are Nazi Homosexuals From the Hollow Earth Planning World Domination? Top Conspiracy Theorist Reveals Gay Nazi Generals' Plot to 'Turn' Hitler! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/gay_nazis_must_die-556.html Government to Nationalise Amy Winehouse in Attempt to Save Britian's Alcoholic Beverages Industry! Move Essential in Order to Encourage Young Binge Drinkers Claims Chancellor! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/nationalised_treasures-555.html Hard boiled private eye Tom Mulligan is hired to investigate the suicide of a British MP, which leads him into a complex blackmail plot involving a missing underground hardcore porn film, an extreme masochist group and a gang of Baader-Meinhoff style German terrorists. Homophobic Mulligan pursues his investigations with brutal vigour, but is eventually forced to acknowledge his attraction to tough and masterful men...! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/my_gun_is_long.html Police Inspector Jack Horn investigates a series of mysterious deaths in the vicinity of a US Air Force base in Britain. The victims seem to have choked to death and large amounts of apparently human semen have been found in their stomachs. Convinced that leaked radioactive material from American nuclear weapons have created a race of mutant sex fiends, the local villagers, urged on by local wheelchair-bound scientist Professor Hammerhead, attempt to storm the base...! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/ghoul_without_a_groin.html Halloween Horrors as Tables Turned on Trick-or-Treaters! Wolfman and Frankenstein's Monster Terrorise Town With Pumpkin Attacks as Former Victim Puts the Frighteners on Tormentors! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/frighteners-554.html Sarah Palin Denies Inciting Christian Fundamentalists to Attack Wall Street Bankers! Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Claims She Never Accused Bankers of Being Either Child Murdering Priests of Mammon or Vampires! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/banking_on_fear.html Financial Sector Denies Basing Decisions on Irrational Fears as Rumours of Giant Octopus Attack on East Coast Wipes Millions Off of Share Prices! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/beast_that_ate_wall_street.html Gordon Brown Accuses Cameron and Conservatives of Black Magic Conspiracy as Banking Sector Falls Victim to Voodoo Economics! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/blair_witch_finder.html Was Paul McCartney Replaced by Double in 1966? Did John Lennon Fake Own Death? Did They Form Beatles Tribute Band? Music World Rocked by Sensational new Claims! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/bootlegged_beatles.html Does Experiment to Recreate Origins of Celebity Culture Threaten the Very Existence of the Fame Firmament? Protesters Fear Activation of 'Celebrity Collider' Will Create Talent-Sucking Black Hole! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/celebrity_big_bang-545.html Late Who Drummer's Amazing Phallic Fixation Exposed by Former Roadie! Incredible Tales of Wild Parties, Human Cock Fights and Bizarre Pranks as Roadie Reveals All! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/over_the_moon-544.html Fear and Self Loathing in the Boardroom as Top Tycoon Literally Tortures Himself For Every Business Failure! Incredible Masochism of the Rich and Famous Revealed! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/whipping.html Last Great Story of World War Two Revealed, As Nazi Plot to Bring Britain to its Knees with Army of Exploding Inflatable Women Uncovered! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/sex_dolls_of_the_ss-543.html NASA Claim to Have Achieved First Zero-Gravity Erection Sparks New Space Race! Russian and American Space Agencies Vie to Install Adult Film Production Module on International Space Station! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/sex_in_space-542.html Aliens Issue Chilling Warning to Mankind! Is it Humanity's Fate to be Spanked into Submission by Alien Masters? Despite Fears of World Leaders, Promise of Proper Discipline Welcomed in Many Quarters! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/day_the_earth_got_spanked-541.html Uses Surveillance Technology to Star in Film of Own Life! Increasing Number of Britons Choosing to Have Lives Professionally Scripted! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/life_in_pictures-536.html Failing Labour Party Faces Having Private Company Brought in to run Affairs! Richard Branson's Virgin Group Favourites for Takeover as Backbench MPs Fear Job Losses and Asset-Stripping! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/political_sell_out.html Fuel Price Protesters Forced to Cancel Demonstration as Participants Can't Afford Petrol for Molotov Cocktails! Government Under Pressure to Act as Rising Fuel Prices Threaten LIvelihoods of Rioters, Arsonists and Sex Workers! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/protest-534.html Could Sensational New Book Exposing Dark Side of Prostitution Put Britain's Personal Services Industry at Risk? Fears of Prostitute Shortages as Young Women Shun Profession! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/streetwalker-533.html Did Gordon Brown Win Vital Terror Vote by Offering Prostitutes and Porn to Rebel Bank Benchers? http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/brown.html Government Minister Held Hostage in S and M Dungeon and MPs Pelted With Dildos as Militant Fetishists Storm Parliament in Protest at New Law Banning Violent Porn! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/sexviolence.html Western Terror Organisations Threaten Walk-Out in Protest at Islamic Extremism's Domination of Awards! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/terror.html Shocking Claims that Hilary Clinton has been pimping out her husband to wealthy widows to raise much-needed campaign funds! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/gigolo-525.html New Mayor Unveils Plans to Turn London's Worst Housing Estates into 'Gated Communities'. Residents Segregated Behind Barbed Wire to Lower Crime Rates in Middle Class Areas. http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/london.html Is America's Bee-Keeping Industry Under Threat From Celebrities Seeking Penis Enlargement? Allegations That Under-Endowed Stars Wrecking Hives in Order to Expose Genitalia to Bee-Stings in Hope of Enlargement! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/sweetlove-523.html Are US Gun Massacres Simply Work of Lone Lunatics, or Part of Massive Government Conspiracy? Retired Lawman Claims Federal Authorities Culling Population to Cleanse Gene Pool! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/guncrazy-522.html Is the Government Covering up Repeated Monster Attacks on UK? The Doc Demands the Truth Behind the Great British 'Earthquake' and Other Recent So-Called 'Natural' Disasters! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/editorial52.html Breast Gropings Reveal Conspiracy to Replace Top Celebrities with Evil Doubles! Tell-tale Lack of Nipples Expose Doppelgangers! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/exposure-521.html Meet the Men Who Hunt Down Rare Nude Pictures of the Stars! Serious Collectors or Just Sad Perverts? http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/nudehunters-516.html Do Human Sacrifices and Bizarre Fertility Rites Lie Behind Success of Top TV Gardener? Tabloid Claims Alan Titchmarsh on Run as Bodies Discovered After Garden Makeover! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/garden-515.html Have Perverts Taken Over the Internet? Shocking Reports of Sex Offenders Blighting On Line Communities With Cyber Gropings and Virtual Flashings! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/perverted-514.html Were Top Footballers Sexually Harassed into Throwing Vital Games? British Premier League Rocked by New Match- Fixing Claims! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/tackle-513.html Rival TV Historians Clash Over Sexual Awakening of Queen Victoria! Did Her Majesty Lead Nineteenth Century Sexual Revolution in Britain? http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/pleasured-513.html As Naked Crime Fighter Hits Britain's Streets, Critics Question Whether UK Government's New Generation of Super Heroes is Properly Equipped to Combat Crime. Can Nudism Ever be Effective Against Super Villainy? http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/justice-511.html Top Sex Therapists Demand Pornography and Prostitutes on Prescription as Sex Addiction Sweeps Britain! Dire WArnings of Epidemic of Sexual Excess if Government Fails to Act! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/addicts-506.html Incredible Claims That Britain's Tory Party Leader is Actually Media Construct Created by Shadowy Right Wing Organisation! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/makingright.html Has Osama bin Laden Broken the Magician's Code? Top Conspiracy Theorists Claim Terror Chief's Conjuring Skills Pose Dire Threat to West! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/magic-504.html Man Wages Own Private War on Christmas in Suburban Street! Wife Claims Husband Driven Mad by Neighbours' Garish Festive Decorations! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/xmaswar.html Guess Who's Coming Out for Christmas? Outraged Parents Claim Gay Santa Represents Threat to Child Safety! Demand Government Action to Stop Camp Father Christmas From Invading KIddies' Chimneys! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/jingle.html Protests as Government Awards Christmas Franchise to Porn Baron! Nativity Sidelined in Favour of 'Sexy Santa' as New 'Adult' Orientated Yuletide Unveiled! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/xmasturnon.html Women Stalked, Kidnapped and Brainwashed to Order by Dating Agency for the Desperate! Guarantees True Romance for Even the Loneliest and Most Maladjusted! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/hearts-501.html The Foul Mouthed Media Guru Who Teaches Britain's Middle Class Celebrities How to Swear! Would a Whole Generation of Entertainers be Speechless Without Him? http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/swearing-496.html British Extremist Wages Private War on Terror - Organises 'Extraordinary Rendition' of Terror Suspects to Interrogation Centre in Own Home! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/rendition.html Are Royal Family Hunting Endangered Species to Extinction? Top Conservationist Claims Rare Exotic Animals Regularly Imported onto Royal Estates for Illegal Hunting Parties! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/extinct-494.html Can True Love Be Found Across the Great Divide of Life and Death? Top TV Medium Tells of Her Amazing Supernatural Marital Experiences! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/poltergeist.html Are Suicide Trick-or-Treaters Set to Spread Terror This Halloween? Fears That Police Could Shoot Suicide Bomber Costumed Children by Mistake! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/hijab.html Is Uri Gellar a Psychic Sex Pest, Stalking Women With Possessed Household Appliamces? Neighbours Claim Famed Psychic's Supernatural Sex Life Has Played Havoc With Their Electrical Appliances! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/psychicsex.html Growing Numbers of Celebrities Going on Violent Rampages After Hallucinating They Are Apes! Genuine Psychological Syndrome or Cynical Excuse for Loutish Behaviour? http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/celebrityape-486.html How Billy Bob Thornton's Wild Hillbilly Ways Drove Angelina Jolie into Arms of Brad Pitt! Beverley Hills Mansion Turned into Backwoods Shack and Road Kill Pie Served to Celebrity Guests! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/hillbilly-485.html Has the Duke of Edinburgh Gone 'Kill Crazy' After Getting Away With Diana's Murder? Allegations of Top Level Cover Up to Conceal Prince's Growing Catalogue of Crimes! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/duke.html Top TV Chefs Struck Down by Huge Vegetables! Vegetable Rights Activists Call for End to Regular Abuse of Fruit and Veg in Britain's Kitchens and Gardens! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/food-483.html Do Erotic Crop Circles Hold Key to Curing Premature Ejaculation? Amazing Claims that Alien Sex Therapists are Regularly Abducting Sexually Dysfunctional Humans for Treatment! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/sextherapist-482.html Are UK Radio Broadcasters Forcing Innocent Man to Commit Sex Offences? Victim Claims Wrapping Genitalia in Tin Foil is Only Way to Deflect Perverse Radio Waves Being Beamed at Them! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/prick-481.html Did Britain's Secret Intelligence Service Specially Recruit and Train Undercover Pervert to Protect UK's Porn Reserves? Ex-Secret Agent's Memoirs Make Astounding Claims! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/eightbells-476.html Minor Celebrity Massacres Great Apes on Live TV to Highlight Plight of Endangered Species! TV Chiefs Refuse to Apologise For Use of Shock Tactics by Wildlife Fundraiser! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/ape-475.html Britain on Terror Alert as Smokers Strike Back Against Smoking Ban! Human Roll-up Launches Suicide Attack on Crowded Airport Terminal! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/smoke-474.html Truth Behind the Nazis' World War Two Sex Camps Revealed At Last! War Veteran Reveals Harrowing Tale of Bottom Abuse at Hands of Jack Booted Perverts! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/bugger-473.html Bizarre Post Retirement Antics of World's Most Powerful Men Revealed! Indecent Exposure, Cannabis Farms and Nude Bear Wrestling Amongst Amazing Hobbies of Ex-Leaders! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/presidents-472.html Former Top Scotland Yard Man Believes 1960s Top Pop Acts Were Simply Front for Money Laundering, Prostitution and Drugs. Claims Rolling Stones Behind Series of Daring Robberies! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/kipper.html Perils of Big Breasts Exposed as Jordan's Massive Mammaries Attack Peter Andre! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/breast-471.html Britain's Most Evil Cult Revealed! Undercover Reporter Exposes So-Called Creed of Love Which Preaches Hate and Condones Child Abuse! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/evilreligion-466.html Toddlers forced to beat eachother senseless whilst celebrities bet big money! Are celebrity third world adoptions just a cover for importing illegal fighting children? http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/fight-465.html