http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/ Top British Political Satire, News Parody and Surreal Humour en Copyright 2010, The Sleaze editor@thesleaze.co.uk Are Aliens About to Take the Earth Roughly From Behind? As Thousands of Flying Saucer Contactees Prepare to Bare Behinds in Anticipation of Close Encounters, UFOlogists Warn of THreat Posed by Extraterrestial Sex Tourists Out to Exploit Naive Earthlings! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/close_encounters_from_behind-663.html Did the US Army Pay Soldiers to Stare at Pornography? New Film Claims Existence of Top Secret 'Sex Ops' Programme With Aim of Creating Cadre of Assassins Capable of Remotely Killing Using Tantric Sex Techniques! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/sex_assassins-662.html Public Outrage as Newspaper Proprietor Reveals Secret Experiments to Rip Headlines Directly From Readers' Minds! Brains of Comatose Subjects Stimulated With Electrodes to Produce More Relevant Content! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/fiend_with_the_tabloid_mind-661.html Confusion as London Mayor Boris Johnson Suggests Buttock Skiing and Horse Pummelling as New Events for 2012 Olympics! International Olympic Committee Ignore Calls to Modernise Traditional Sports to Make Them More Relevant to Modern British Youth! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/going_for_gold-656.html In this version of the Quest for the Holy Grail, Queen Guinevere has taken to her bed with an incurable affliction - 'the wound that never heals'. Little does King Arthur know, but this affliction is actually a bad case of the clap which she has caught from his favourite knight, Sir Thrustalot... http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/knights_of_cumalot-658.html Has Top Pornographer Discovered Entirely New Sexual Position? Believes That Newly Discovered Technique Will Revitalise Adult Industry Dominated by Extreme Sex as Customers Grow Bored With Conventional Porn! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/porn_to_be_wild-655.html Fears of Civil Unrest as Disgruntled Football Supporters Issue Death Threats Against England Players! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/football_crazy-654.html Attempting to avoid gold diggers following his lottery win, local radio DJ Mark Flakers and his friend and Marc Donnelly become involved with a gang of counterfeiters led by Blackpool mayor Fat Harry White and the mysterious, but beautiful, Miss Laycock... http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/stop_carry_on-659.html Was Michael Jackson Assassinated by Music Industry Bosses to Boost Record Sales? Industry Insider Alleges Massive Plot to Eliminate Troublesome Top Music Stars to Avoid Scandals and Create Merchandising Opportunities! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/jacko_whacked-653.html Accolade or Blasphemy? Condemned by the Church, Adored by the Public, Britain's Top Jesus Impersonator Reveals the Highs and Lows of Being a Tribute Messiah! Groupies, Wild Motorcycle Stunts and Communion Wine Combine as Son of God Honoured! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/tribute_messiah-652.html Were Heavy Smoking Sea Birds Behind Gulf 'Oil' Slick? Oil Executive's Astounding Claims Inspired by Top Palaeontologist's Theories That Cigarettes Caused Extinction of Dinosaurs! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/smoking_sea_birds-651.html Top Chef Launches Blistering Attack on TV Cooks! Claims Modern Cuisine Being Ruined by Pretentious Food, Egotistical Chefs and Obsessive Hygiene! Restaurant Condemned by Critics, Customers and Environmental Health! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/cooking_up_trouble-646.html Was Nick Clegg Seduced by Smooth Old Etonian Charms of David Cameron? Speculation Runs Wild After Liberal Democrat Leader Spurns Advances of 'Rough Trade' Gordon Brown to Form 'Long Term Relationship' With Cameron After Being Wined and Dined by Tory Leader! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/well_hung_parliament-645.html Are Tories' Preparing to Literally Buy Victory in General Election? Right Wing Think Tank Proposes Strategy of Buying Votes and Claiming Corruption on Expenses to Avoid Hung Parliament! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/investing_in_democracy-644.html Top Tory Believes Cameron Just a Figment of His Imagination! Blair Converts to Socialism! Are Britain's Leading Politicians Cracking Up Under Pressures of Electioneering? http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/delusions_of_power-643.html British National Party Kicks off General Election Campaign by Unveiling New Colour Coded Energy Policy! New Energy Tariffs to be Based on Ethnic Origin! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/fuelling_extremism-642.html Our Handy Guide to What's Going On in Your Favourite Soap Operas! Vintage Episodes of Coronation Street, Brookside and Crossroads Reviewed! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/more_soft_soap-020.html Outrage at Claims of Miraculous Appearance of Christ Exposing Himself in Childrens' Playground! 'Jesus Told Us to Do It' Allege Renegade Peadophile Priests! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/christ_the_kink-641.html Leading Fashion Designer Claims Deceased Guru as Inspiration for New 'Suicide Chic' Look! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/fashionably_dead-636.html Our Handy Guide to What's Going On in Your Favourite Soap Operas! Vintage Episodes of Eastenders, Enmmerdale and Neighbours Reviewed! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/soft_soap-019.html Incredible Claims that Tories Plan to Use World War Two Re-Enactment Nazis to Seize Power in Event of Hung Parliament! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/camerons_coup-635.html New Book Claims Downing Street Staff and Cabinet Colleagues Live in Fear of Maulings and Harassment Every Full Moon! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/beast_of_downing_street-634.html Wet and Messy World of Famous 'Water Sports' Enthuisiasts Exposed! Stars Mix Sex and Excrement After Celebrity Guru Proclaims Medicinal Benefits of Drinking Own Urine! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/flushed_with_love-018.html Holidaymaker Finds New Career on Package Tour of Notorious Prisons and Detention Camps! Outrage at Rise of 'Torture Tourism' as Vacationing British Banker Recruited as Torturer by CIA! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/accidental_torturer-633.html Whacky World of Those Celebrity Slap Heads Revealed! Amazing Antics of the Bald and the Beautiful Exposed! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/crazy_bald_heads-017.html Is the Government Planning to Steal the Sounds of Your Orgasm and Transform Them into a Deadly Super Weapon? Sound Recordist Arrested for Prowling Alleges Massive Conspiracy to Illegally Record Sounds of Britain Having Sex! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/scream-632.html Adapted from the novel by Ian Phlegming, this is the fourth of the popular James Bondage series, and the second starring Rump Gulley as Bondage. This episode pits the super-spy against yet another bizarre enemy of the Crown, this time European porn baron Oral Phallus (a great performance from Dutch actor Jan Zinzanbrook). The plot (such as it is) is somewhat confusing, involving the efforts of Phallus and his henchman Blojob (Harry Barse) to corner the European porn market by destroying the EU porn mountain, secretly stored at a Scottish castle... http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/deviants_are_forever-638.html Journalist Alleges Global Plot to Restrict Air Travel and Impose Compulsory Universal Nudism! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/environment_for_terror-631.html Top Adult Star Held Hostage by Militant Palestinian Pornographers Freed in Daring SAS Raid! Performer Forced at Gun Point to Participate in Low Budget West Bank Porn Productions! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/gaza_strip-628.html Lured to an uncharted planet by a false distress call from a long-lost space ship, Captain Pikestaff of the Starship Zipperfish, finds himself captured and imprisoned by a group of underground-dwelling alien pornographers. They want to film him breeding with their other human specimen - the pneumatic Mary-Ellen (Dolly Balongas), the sole survivor of the crashed space ship...! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/search_for_cock-639.html Tory Leader David Cameron Proposes Deploying Military Against Incoming Cold Fronts! Prime Minister Responds With Plan to Detonate Nuclear Weapons to Heat Country! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/cold_war-627.html Masturbatory Fantasies of the Rich and Famous Revealed! This Time: Israeli Mentalist Uri Gellar's Snake Milking Shenanigans Revealed! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/off_the_wrist_gellar-016.html Britain's Japesters in Mourning as Country's Top Practical Joker Dies! Friends and Family Recall the Politicians and Celebrities Who Fell Victim to His Hilarious Pranks! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/joker-626.html Bitter Dispute Over Lead Role in Popular TV Series Erupts into Violence! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/doctor_doctor-625.html Santa Fighting - Cruel Blood Sport or Legitimate Method of Controlling Father Christmas Population? Debate Rages as Police Break Up Massive Santa Fighting Ring - Thousands of Pounds Allegedly Wagered on Outcome of Festive Knife Fights! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/fight_christmas-624.html Masturbatory Fantasies of the Rich and Famous Revealed! This Time: pop legend John Lennon's Pud Pulling Habits Exposed! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/off_the_wrist_lennon-015.html Can Playing Sex-Themed Electronic Games Turn Young People into Sex Offenders? So Called Third Person Shagger Games Under Scrutiny Amid Claims They Objectify and Demean Women! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/on_the_game-623.html Was Christmas Shopping Riot Triggered by Discovery of Ancient Alien Artefact? Incredible Claims that Festive Season Actually the Result of Alien Intervention! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/christmas_experiment-622.html Masturbatory Fantasies of the Rich and Famous Revealed! This Time: Seventies Glam Rocker Marc Bolan's Plank Spanking Habits Exposed! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/off_the_wrist_bolan-014.html Britain's Biggest Liar Exposed! Top Faker Allegedly Made Millions From Selling Outrageous Lies to the Press! Convinced Reporters that Cliff Richard a Satanist, Bridget Bardot a Vivisectionist! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/liar_liar-013.html Is Britain Under Threat From Giant Fish? Leading Comspiracy Theorist Claims Recent Coastal Flooding Result of Colossal Halibut Attacks! Alleges Climate Change, Foot and Mouth and Swine Flu Invented by Government to Cover Up Mass Revolt by Britain's Animals! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/wrath_of_cod-621.html Shocked TV Viewers See Pudsey Bear Grope Female Presenter During Children in Need! Perpetrator Revealed as Disgraced Children's Entertainer Sexually Obsessed with Children's TV Characters! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/childs_play-616.html Claims That Tabloid Circulation War is Threatening to Pull British Politics Further into Gutter as Pro-Government Newspaper Hits Back at Rival's Anti-Brown Stories With Cameron Nazi Allegations! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/i_spit_on_your_war_grave-615.html Top Cryptozoologist Claims Escaped Wild Animals Behind Series of Deaths and Disappearances! Are Wild Hippos and Elephants Running Amok in English Countryside? http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/gone_wild-012.html Senior Royal Family Members Doped to Prevent Embarassing Antics at State Events! Sensational New Book Reveals Shocking Madcap Antics Which led to Sedation Policy! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/royal_doping_scandal-011.html Are Tory Leader David Cameron and the Bestial Wild Man Haunting Britain's Corridors of Power One and the Same Person? Political Blogger Sensationally Claims Opposition Leader's Abuse of Ancient Sexual Art for Electoral Gain has Unleashed His Inner Sex Fiend! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/wild_man_of_westminster-614.html Frankenstein Monster Arrested as Noted Mad Scientist Attempts to Move on Gypsys Illegally Camping in Castle Grounds! Monster Maker Claims Local Authorities' Lack of Action Forced Him to Take Law into Own Hands! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/frankenstein_meets_the_pikeys-613.html Are Gang of Royal Dopplegangers Behind Recent Spate of Regal Misbehaviour? Former Royal Butler Suspects Bizarre Conspiracy to Discredit Royal Family with Army of Doubles! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/on_the_double-010.html Are Most of Britain's Top Paranormal Phenomena Hoaxes? World of Cryptozoology Shaken to Foundations by Revelation that Lincolnshire Sea Monster Created as Tourist Attraction! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/monster_makers-612.html An attempt to parody the 'Beach Party' films of the 1960s, 'Bondage Beach' comes off surprisingly well, replicating the cheap and cheerful feel of the originals. Thankfully, however, it doesn't feature beach movie veterans Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello. Purporting to be set in California, but actually shot on a Norfolk beach in March, the film concerns the attempts of various rival factions to win the local heat of the 'Romantic Restraint Monthly' bondage contest... http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/bondage_beach-608.html How are a series of apparently unmotivated attacks on stage magicians connected with a sinister political conspiracy and a top secret government project? Just why are some of the world's heads of state calling for a ban on mind readers? http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/ban_the_mind_reader-611.html Are Lib Dem Leader's Proposals to Tax Personal Air Consumption on Basis of Nose Size Responsible for Epidemic of 'Nose Rage' Sweeping Britain? Police Baffled by Spate of Vicious Attacks on Large Nosed Men! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/nose_rage-606.html Are Reputations of Top Celebrities Being Undermined by Cheap Knock Offs of them Made in Far Eastern Sweat Shops Flooding the Market? Claims that Bargain Basement Doubles Rather than Real Stars are Behind Anti-Social Behaviour and Bad Movies! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/celebrity_knock_offs-605.html TV Doctor Operates on Patients Illegally! Top Cop Actor 'Arrests' and 'Punishes' Prostitiutes! Stars Who Took Their Roles Too Seriously Exposed! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/when_celebrities_go_mad-008.html Vatican Rebels Plot to Replace Ailing Pope with Used Car Dealer! Self-Styled 'Pope of Birmingham' Plans to Pursue 'Christ Through Car Sales' - Offers Free Absolution With Every Major Service! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/pope_of_birmingham-607.html From Organ Transplants to Monkey Glands - Bizarre Rejuvenation Secrets of the Rich and Famous Exposed! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/skin_deep-007.html Was the 'Alien Visitor' That Terrorised a Sleepy English Village Really a Human Peeping Tom? Sex Offender's Claims Spark Furious Debate in World of Ufology! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/sex_pest_from_space-603.html Former Soviet Agent Reveals How Britain's Undercover Celebrities Won the Cold War! Amazing Truth Behind The Beatles' Iron Curtain Exploits and Oliver Reed's Alcohol Fuelled Mission to Moscow! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/on_her_majestys_swinging_service-006.html As Packs of wild Women Terrorise Britain's Town Centres, Government Controversially Authorises Woman Hunters to Round Up and Domesticate Feral Females! Necessary Control Measure for Public Safety or Misogynistic Repression of Women's Rights? http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/wild_women-602.html Cinema Goers Duck for Cover as New 3D Porn Film Thrusts Breasts, Buttocks and Genitalia in their Faces! Stereoscopic Vision Latest Gimmick in Adult Movie Producer's Attempts to Keep Porn on the Big Screen! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/close_up_and_personal-601.html Police Inspector Jack Horn investigates a series of mysterious deaths in the vicinity of a US Air Force base in Britain. The victims seem to have choked to death and large amounts of apparently human semen have been found in their stomachs. Convinced that leaked radioactive material from American nuclear weapons have created a race of mutant sex fiends, the local villagers, urged on by local wheelchair-bound scientist Professor Hammerhead, attempt to storm the base...! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/ghoul_without_a_groin.html Halloween Horrors as Tables Turned on Trick-or-Treaters! Wolfman and Frankenstein's Monster Terrorise Town With Pumpkin Attacks as Former Victim Puts the Frighteners on Tormentors! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/frighteners-554.html Sarah Palin Denies Inciting Christian Fundamentalists to Attack Wall Street Bankers! Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Claims She Never Accused Bankers of Being Either Child Murdering Priests of Mammon or Vampires! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/banking_on_fear.html Financial Sector Denies Basing Decisions on Irrational Fears as Rumours of Giant Octopus Attack on East Coast Wipes Millions Off of Share Prices! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/beast_that_ate_wall_street.html NASA Claim to Have Achieved First Zero-Gravity Erection Sparks New Space Race! Russian and American Space Agencies Vie to Install Adult Film Production Module on International Space Station! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/sex_in_space-542.html Aliens Issue Chilling Warning to Mankind! Is it Humanity's Fate to be Spanked into Submission by Alien Masters? Despite Fears of World Leaders, Promise of Proper Discipline Welcomed in Many Quarters! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/day_the_earth_got_spanked-541.html Uses Surveillance Technology to Star in Film of Own Life! Increasing Number of Britons Choosing to Have Lives Professionally Scripted! http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/life_in_pictures-536.html