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HOLIDAYMAKER FINDS NEW CAREER ON PACKAGE TOUR OF NOTORIOUS PRISONS AND DETENTION CAMPS! OUTRAGE AT RISE OF 'TORTURE TOURISM' AS VACATIONING BANKER RECRUITED AS TORTURER BY CIA!
BRITAIN'S JAPESTERS IN MOURNING AS COUNTRY'S TOP PRACTICAL JOKER DIES! FRIENDS AND FAMILY RECALL POLITICIANS AND CELEBRITIES WHO FELL VICTIM TO HIS ELABORATE PRANKS! WAS HE BEHIND HELICOPTER CRASH THAT SPARKED CELEBRITY FEUD BETWEEN TOP RADIO DISC JOCKEYS?
CAN PLAYING SEX-THEMED ELECTRONIC GAMES TURN YOUNG PEOPLE INTO SEX OFFENDERS? SO CALLED THIRD PERSON SHAGGER GAMES UNDER SCRUTINY AMID ALLEGATIONS THAT THEY OBJECTIFY AND DEMEAN WOMEN!
CHILDREN'S ENTERTAINER DETAINED AFTER SHOCKED TV VIEWERS SEE PUDSEY BEAR GROPE FEMALE PRESENTER DURING CHILDREN IN NEED!
FAMOUS 'WATER SPORTS' ENTHUSIASTS EXPOSED! STARS MIX SEX AND EXCREMENT AFTER CELEBRITY GURU PROCLAIMS MEDICINAL PROPERTIES OF DRINKING OWN URINE!
FRANKENSTEIN MONSTER ARRESTED AS NOTED MAD SCIENTIST ATTEMPTS TO MOVE ON GYPSYS CAMPED ILLEGALLY IN CASTLE GROUNDS!
SANTA FIGHTING - CRUEL BLOOD SPORT OR LEGITIMATE MEANS OF CONTROLLING FATHER CHRISTMAS POPULATION? DEBATE RAGES AS POLICE BREAK UP MASSIVE SANTA FIGHTING RING - THOUSANDS OF POUNDS ALLEGEDLY WAGERED ON OUTCOME OF FESTIVE KNIFE FIGHTS!
TOWN CENTRE BURNS AS GIANT IMAGE OF SANTA SEEN SHIMMERING OVERHEAD! WAS CHRISTMAS SHOPPING RIOT TRIGGERED BY DISCOVERY OF ALIEN ARTEFACT? INCREDIBLE CLAIMS THAT FESTIVE SEASON ORIGINALLY RESULT OF ALIEN INTERVENTION!
WAS THE 'ALIEN VISITOR' THAT TERRORISED SLEEPY ENGLISH VILLAGE REALLY A HUMAN PEEPING TOM? SEX OFFENDER'S CLAIMS SPARK FURIOUS DEBATE IN WORLD OF UFOLOGY!
AS PACKS OF WILD WOMEN TERRORISE BRITAIN'S TOWN CENTRES BY NIGHT, GOVERNMENT AUTHORISES WOMAN HUNTERS TO ROUND UP AND DOMESTICATE FERAL FEMALES! NECESSARY CONTROL MEASURE OR MISOGYNISTIC REPRESSION OF WOMEN'S RIGHTS?
THOUSANDS FEARED DEAD AFTER CONTROVERSIAL INTERNET CULT LEADER ORDERS TWITTER FOLLOWERS TO COMMIT SUICIDE!
WILL VATICAN'S PURGE OF PAEDOPHILE PRIESTS SERIOUSLY DAMAGE CAREER PROSPECTS OF BRITAIN'S DEVIANTS? CALLS FOR GOVERNMENT TO SET UP NEW TRAINING SCHEMES FOR PERVERTS!
NEW DVD SHOWING MALE CELEBRITIES PERFORMING BIZARRE ACTS WITH PENISES CONDEMNED! FEARS THAT SIGHT OF BRUCE LEE BREAKING BRICKS WITH TODGER COULD ENCOURAGE COPYCATS - RESULTING IN SERIOUS INJURIES!
ARE INTERNET PEEPING TOMS USING GOOGLE STREET VIEW TO SNOOP ON UNSUSPECTING VICTIMS? CALL FOR WEB APPLICATION TO BE BANNED AFTER COMPLAINTS OF RAMPANT CYBER-VOYEURISM!
NEW WEB SITE PROMISES ULTIMATE IN REALITY TV WITH SECRETLY SHOT FOOTAGE OF NEIGHBOURS' BEDROOM ANTICS! HIGH TECH VOYEURISM OFFERS ALL THE THRILLS OF BEING PEEPING TOM WITHOUT THE RISKS!
ARE BRITAIN'S PENSIONERS UNDER THREAT FROM DANGEROUS SEXUAL PREDATORS?
SINGLES TARGETED BY GANGS OF 'LOVED UP' COUPLES IN SERIES OF VICIOUS VALENTINE'S DAY ATTACKS! INSTINCTIVE PURGING OF SOCIALLY INADEQUATE, OR JEALOUS RAGE AT FREEDOM OF THE UNATTACHED?
WERE REALITY TV CONTESTANTS FORGOTTEN AND ABANDONED BY PROGRAMME MAKERS RESPONSIBLE FOR WRECKING AND LOOTING OF NUMEROUS SHIPS ON REMOTE ISLAND?
TOP JUDGE ACCUSED OF GIVING LENIENT SENTENCES IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS! BRITISH JUDICIARY ROCKED BY NEWSPAPER'S CLAIMS OF CORRUPTION AND SEXUAL DEVIANCY!
HALLOWEEN HORRORS AS TABLES TURNED ON TRICK-OR-TREATERS! WOLFMAN AND FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER TERRORISE TOWN WITH PUMPKIN ATTACKS AS VICTIM PUTS FRIGHTENERS ON TORMENTORS!
COULD SENSATIONAL NEW BOOK PUT BRITAIN'S PERSONAL SERVICES INDUSTRY AT RISK?
IS AMERICA'S BEEKEEPING INDUSTRY UNDER THREAT FROM UNDER ENDOWED CELEBRITIES SEEKING PENIS ENLARGEMENTS?
ARE US GUN MASSACRES SIMPLY THE WORK OF LONE LUNATICS OR PART OF MASSIVE CONSPIRACY? RETIRED LAWMAN CLAIMS AUTHORITIES CULLING POPULATION TO STRENGTHEN GENE POOL!
NAKED CRIME FIGHTER HITS UK'S STREETS! IS NEW SUPER HERO PROPERLY EQUIPPED TO COMBAT CRIME - CAN NUDISM BE EFFECTIVE AGAINST SUPER VILLAINY?
HAS THE INTERNET BEEN TAKEN OVER BY PERVERTS? SHOCKING CLAIMS OF VIRTUAL SEX OFFENDERS BLIGHTING ON LINE COMMUNITIES WITH CYBER-GROPINGS AND INDECENT EXPOSURES!
TOP SEX THERAPISTS DEMAND PORNOGRAPHY AND PROSTITUTES ON PRESCRIPTION AS SEX ADDICTION SWEEPS BRITAIN!
MAN WAGES OWN PRIVATE WAR ON CHRISTMAS IN SUBURBAN STREET! WIFE CLAIMS HUSBAND DRIVEN MAD BY NEIGHBOURS' VULGAR FESTIVE DECORATIONS!
WOMEN STALKED, KIDNAPPED AND BRAINWASHED TO ORDER BY DATING AGENCY FOR THE LOVELORN AND LONELY! TRUE ROMANCE EVEN FOR MOST MALADJUSTED!
RIVAL TV HISTORIANS CLASH OVER SEXUAL AWAKENING OF QUEEN VICTORIA! DID MONARCH REALLY LEAD BRITAIN INTO NINETEENTH CENTURY EROTIC REVOLUTION?
WERE TOP FOOTBALLERS SEXUALLY HARASSED INTO THROWING VITAL GAMES? BRITISH PREMIER LEAGUE ROCKED BY NEW MATCH-FIXING CLAIMS!
KIDDIES FORCED TO BEAT EACH OTHER SENSELESS AS RICH AND FAMOUS BET BIG MONEY! THIRD WORLD CELEBRITY ADOPTIONS A COVER FOR IMPORTING ILLEGAL FIGHTING CHILDREN?
TRAIL OF DESTRUCTION AS GLAMOUR MODEL'S OUTSIZE BREASTS GO ON RAMPAGE! CALLS FOR CURBS ON ABNORMALLY LARGE MAMMARIES AS ROGUE BAZONGAS LAY WASTE TO KENT!
TRUTH BEHIND THE NAZIS' WORLD WAR TWO SEX CAMPS REVEALED AT LAST! FLYING HERO TELLS HARROWING TALE OF BOTTOM ABUSE AT HANDS OF JACK BOOTED PERVERTS!
TOP TV CHEFS STRUCK DOWN BY GIANT VEGETABLES! VEGETABLE RIGHTS CAMPAIGNERS CALL FOR END TO FRUIT AND VEG ABUSE IN BRITAIN'S KITCHENS AND GARDENS!
HAS DUKE OF EDINBURGH GONE 'KILL CRAZY' AFTER GETTING AWAY WITH DIANA'S MURDER? TOP-LEVEL COVER-UP CONCEALS CATALOGUE OF CRIMES?
PROTESTS AS GOVERNMENT AWARDS CHRISTMAS FRANCHISE TO PORN BARON! SEXY SANTA REPLACES BABY JESUS IN RADICAL REVAMP!
TOP PSYCHOLOGIST'S ATTEMPTS TO CURE BRITAIN'S MILLIONS OF TOILET PHOBICS OPPOSED BY RELIGIOUS SECT WHICH CLAIMS CRAPPING IN STREET IS FORM OF WORSHIP!
IS RURAL BRITAIN RIFE WITH RACISM? SLEEPY DEVON VILLAGE BRANDED AS BIGOTED, INSULAR AND INBRED AMID SHOCKING CLAIMS OF SLAVERY AND RACIAL VIOLENCE!
CALLS FOR VIGILANTES TO BE LICENCED AS MOB BURNS DOWN WRONG HOUSE IN ANTI-PAEDOPHILE FRENZY!
BRITAIN BATTERED BY FISH ASSAULTS! CALLS FOR RESTRICTIONS ON OVER THE COUNTER SALES OF FRESH FISH AS PISCEAN-RELATED CRIME SOARS!
EXCREMENT EATING AND EJACULATION 'SHOOT OUTS' AS CONTESTANTS IN ANNUAL FILTH FEST SQUARE OFF FOR LIVE TV FINAL! WHO WILL BE BRITAIN'S NEW KING OF FILTH?
GOVERNMENT ADOPTS RADICAL NEW STRATEGY IN WAR ON OBESITY - STIGMATISE THE FAT! RIOTS ENSUE AS SALES OF CONFECTIONARY RESTRICTED!
MEDICINE AND RELIGION CLASH OVER WHETHER PSYCHOTHERAPY OR EXORCISM IS MOST EFFECTIVE TREATMENT FOR HOMOSEXUALS!
HARMLESS RURAL TRADITION OR TWISTED SEXUAL PERVERSION? VILLAGERS FIGHT GOVERNMENT BAN ON TRADITIONAL BOTTOM THRASHING FESTIVAL!
FEARS OF MASS PANIC AS BIRD FLU HITS BRITAIN! GOVERNMENT URGES CALM AS MOBS FIRE BOMB PIGEON LOFTS AND ATTACK SUSPECTED ILLEGAL MIGRATORY BIRDS!
UK GOVERNMENT UNDER FIRE FOR IMPORTING FOREIGN CRIMINALS TO BOLSTER CRIME FIGURES!
CONVICTED PERVERTS TO BE ALLOWED TO MOLEST VOLUNTEER VICTIMS AS THERAPY! OUTRAGE AS CONTROVERSIAL NEW TREATMENT FOR SEX OFFENDERS UNVEILED!
YOUNG WOMEN LEFT HAIRLESS AND SHINY AS CRAZED FIEND ABDUCTS AND WAXES VICTIMS! TRAGIC WAXING ACCIDENT TURNS TOP BEAUTICIAN INTO NOCTURNAL PUBE-PURLOINING MONSTER!
VIOLENCE ERUPTS AS STRIKING SANTAS CLASH WITH POLICE ON PICKET LINES IN FIGHT TO KEEP CHRISTMAS TRADITIONAL!
YOUNG BRITISH HOLIDAYMAKERS OFFERED ULTIMATE CLUBBING EXPERIENCE! ANIMAL RIGHTS GROUPS CONDEMN SEX,SNOW AND SEAL SLAUGHTER PACKAGE TOURS!
IRAQI HOSTAGES FORCED TO PARTICIPATE IN PORN VIDEOS SOLD TO FINANCE INSURGENCY! CLAIMS THAT IRAQI BONDAGE MOVIE INSPIRED BY ABU GHRAIB SCANDAL!
STALKERS FOR HIRE! AMAZING NEW SERVICE MATCHES STARS WITH THEIR PERFECT STALKERS - ALL THE STATUS OF BEING STALKED WITHOUT THE RISK!
POP ART OR HEALTH HAZARD? NEW 'HAPPY CRAPPING' CRAZE INVESTIGATED! YOUTHS USE MOBILE PHONES TO RECORD GROSS ACTS OF PUBLIC DEFECATION!
ALLEGATIONS OF 'WAR-PROFITEERING' AS POLICE TERROR HOT LINE SERVES UP PREMIUM RATE HARDCORE PHONE SEX! HAS OUT-SOURCING OF POLICE SUPPORT SERVICES GONE TOO FAR?
ARE BRITISH SOLDIERS OUT OF CONTROL? TROOPS STORM COLCHESTER POLICE STATION TO FREE 'DRUNK AND DISORDERLY' COLLEAGUES!
TOP SEX THERAPIST OFFERS RADICAL MARXIST APPROACH TO SEXUAL DYSFUNCTION! SEEKS REDISTRIBUTION OF SEXUAL ENERGY TO BRING BENEFITS OF ORGASM TO PROLETERIAT!
ARE ALL THE QUEEN'S HORSES RUNNING WILD? INCREDIBLE ALEGATIONS OF DRINK, DRUGS, SEXUAL HARASSMENT AND BULLYING FROM THE STABLES OF ELITE CAVALRY REGIMENT!
IS BRITAIN LOSING THE RACE TO PRODUCE WORLD CLASS PERVERTS? WILL NEW US REPRESSION END UK DOMINATION OF GLOBAL SEX OFFENDER LEAGUES?
ARE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS BEING LURED TO UK TO HAVE HEALTHY ORGANS SWAPPED FOR WORN OUT INNARDS OF WEALTHY BRITONS?
BLUNKETT PROMISES TO PERSONALLY BEAT UP CRIMINALS! TAKES ON TORY RIVAL IN CONTEST TO INTRODUCE MOST REPRESSIVE LEGISLATION IN NAME OF LAW AND ORDER!
SANTA IS DEAD! FESTIVE ICON DIES IN SHOOT-OUT WITH POLICE! TERROR LINK DENIED AS ANTI-CAPITALISM CAMPAIGN CULMINATES IN DOWNING STREET ROOFTOP DRAMA!
LONDON BROUGHT TO HALT BY KERB-CRAWLING WOMEN SEEKING 'ROUGH SEX' WITH BEGGARS! ARE HOMELESS BEING SEXPLOITED TO SATISFY FILTHY FANTASIES OF BORED HOUSEWIVES?
OUTRAGE AS NEWSPAPER EDITOR CLAIMS DISABILITY A BLESSING IN DISGUISE AFTER SPENDING WEEK IN WHEELCHAIR AS PART OF SOCIAL EXPERIMENT!
DID MICHAEL JACKSON LURE YOUNG CHILDREN TO HIS RANCH TO STEAL THEIR ORGANS IN HIS QUEST FOR ETERNAL YOUTH? DEFENCE TO CLAIM JACKO IS SERIAL KILLER, NOT KIDDIE FIDDLER!
MEET THE MEN WHO HUNT DOWN ABANDONED SMUT IN BRITAIN'S BACK PASSAGES AND ALLEY WAYS! THRILL OF THE CHASE OR GUILTY PLEASURE?
MASS EXTINCTIONS FEARED AS CELEBRITY CHEFS SERVE UP ENDANGERED SPECIES! MASSIVE ILLICIT TRADE IN EXOTIC ANIMALS FOR CONSUMPTION UNCOVERED!
LONDON'S RESTAURANTS UNDER ATTACK FROM EXPLODING 'SUICIDE EATERS'! OBESE MILITANTS PROTEST AT SOCIETY'S TREATMENT OF THE OVERWEIGHT!
ACTION MAN TURNS TERRORIST! BLACK LEATHER BARBIE GETS A SPANKING! ARE INCREASINGLY VIOLENT AND SEXUALLY EXPLICIT TOYS CORRUPTING OUR KIDS?
ARE POLICE GOING TOO FAR BY DRESSING AS 'SUPERVILLAINS' TO COMBAT 'SUPERHERO' FATHERS' RIGHTS PROTESTERS?
WAS POLICE CAR IN FATAL CRASH DRIVEN BY BLIND OFFICER? FURY AS NEWSPAPER CLAIMS PUBLIC AT RISK FROM GOVT POLICY OF EMPLOYING DISABLED IN EMERGENCY SERVICES!
MASTURBATORS CLAIM SEXUAL DISCRIMINATION! CALL FOR FOR PUBLIC ACCEPTANCE OF ONANISM AS LEGITIMATE SEXUAL ACTIVITY!
AUTO-TERRORISTS 'CLAIM ROADS BACK FOR MOTORISTS' WITH MISSILE ATTACK ON SPEED CAMERAS! CHAOS AS ROADWORKS ATTACKED AND WORKMEN BEATEN UP BY MOTORISTS!
AMAZING TRUE STORY OF INTREPID FBI AGENT'S FIGHT AGAINST PINK MENACE! PLOT TO TAKE JOHN WAYNE FROM BEHIND FOILED BY CLOSET HETERO!
MILD MANNERED ALTER EGO SACKED FOR ABSENTEEISM AS SUPERHERO SAVES WORLD! ARE SUPER-POWERS BLESSING OR CURSE? UK'S TRAUMATISED CAPED CRUSADERS SPEAK OUT!
BIG PINK LOVE TORPEDO TAKES BRITISH SUB UP THE ARSE AS ROYAL NAVY WARSHIP GOES GAY! TRANSVESTITE TEMPTRESSES TARGET BRITISH SAILORS!
TOWN AIMS TO MAKE CRIME PAY AS IT BIDS TO BECOME EURO MURDER CAPITAL! RELOCATION GRANTS OFFERED TO PSYCHOPATHS AND MASS MURDERERS!
VANDALS' HOMES VANDALISED AS POLICE DISPENSE ON THE SPOT 'JUSTICE' UNDER NEW ANTI-CRIME INITIATIVE! RETRIBUTION NOT JUSTICE VOWS HOME SECRETARY!
NUDE MOB STRIPS CELEBS AS MILITANT NATURISTS 'OUT' SECRET NUDISTS! NAKED BISHOP THREATENS TO SPLIT CHURCH AS BRITAIN BESEIGED BY NUDISTS!
TV CHIEFS ACCUSED OF COMMERCIALISING MASS MURDER AS NEW GAMESHOW PITS CONTESTANTS AGAINST SERIAL KILLER! TALENT SHOW FOR MURDERERS PLANNED!
NOTORIOUS SERIAL KILLERS RETURN FROM GRAVE FOR MUDEROUS RAMPAGE! SUSSEX MAN FIGHTS UNDEAD CHILD KILLER AND ZOMBIE MASS MURDERER!
FIREFIGHTERS ACCUSED OF FIRE-BOMBING HOMES TO DRUM UP BUSINESS AND SAVE JOBS! TORY MP ALSO CLAIMS POLICE COMMITING CRIMES TO BOOST BUDGETS!
WERE THE ROLLING STONES CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS? ROCKERS HARASSED AS TOP COP CONVINCED POP GROUPS FRONT FOR CRIME AND PEVERSITY!
TOP TYCOON LITERALLY TORTURES HIMSELF FOR EVERY BUSINESS FAILURE! MASOCHISM OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS REVEALED!
HOLLYWOOD'S FOUR-LEGGED STARS STALKED BY DEMENTED FAN! SINISTER REVELATIONS OF HOW UNHEALTHY OBSESSION TURNS TO KIDNAP AND EXTORTION!
PARENTS FURIOUS AS LIBRARY LENDS SEXUALLY EXPLICIT ADULT VERSIONS OF CHILDREN'S CLASSICS TO KIDDIES!
TORY MP CLAIMS NHS RISKING PATIENTS' LIVES BY EMPLOYING FOREIGN MEDICS! HOSPITALS ANGRILY DENY THAT WITCH DOCTORS AND PERVERTS ARE WORKING ON WARDS!
HEARSES HELD UP AT GUNPOINT AS NECROPHILIA CRAZE SWEEPS BRITAIN'S YOUTH! GRIEVING RELATIVES CALL FOR GOVERNMENT ACTION TO PROTECT THEIR DEAD!
ARE HOSPITAL WAITING LISTS DRIVING PATIENTS TO ATTEMPT SELF-SURGERY? POPULAR TV PROGRAMME BLAMED FOR RISE IN SELF-MUTILATION!
ACTION MAN IN FENIAN SHOCKER! PLANS FOR NEW IRA THEMED OUTFITS CONDEMNED BY POLITICIANS! THE TOYS AND GAMES BANNED FOR BAD TASTE INVESTIGATED!
BRITAIN'S TORTURE TOURISTS REVEALED! HOLIDAYING MASOCHISTS COMPLAIN OF LACK OF TORTURE FACILITIES IN FOREIGN JAILS!
CARNAGE ON BRITAIN'S ROADS AS RECKLESS THRILL SEEKERS WHACK OFF BEHIND THE WHEEL!
RURAL COMMUNITIES UNDER THREAT AS BADGERS GO ON RAMPAGE! DELINQUENT ANIMALS SELL DRUGS AND PORN TO CHILDREN, MUG OLD LADIES!
INCREDIBLE SHAGGING MACHINES MADE IN SUBURBAN GARAGE GIVE WOMEN SUPERHUMAN SATISFACTION! DESIGNER PROFILED!
LYNCH MOB ATTACKS FATHER CHRISTMAS AS SANTA EXPOSED AS PAGAN SEX FIEND! CHILDREN INJURED IN GROTTO BOMBING!
DEMENTED FANS MENACED AND SEXUALLY HARASSED BY THE STARS AS CELEBS TURN TABLES AND STALK THE STALKERS!
HAVE NAZI SCIENTISTS REVIVED THE EVIL PORN-OBSSESSED HEAD OF WALT DISNEY? IS HE PRODUCING CARTOON FILTH FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE?
BRIT POP STARS IN AMAZING FEUD! VIOLENCE ERUPTS BETWEEN ROBBIE AND LIAM OVER XMAS DECORATIONS!
GENTLEMEN BUGGERED IN THE STREET AS MYSTERY ASSAILANT TERRORISES BRITAIN! WHO IS THE PHANTOM BUGGERER - FREEMASON, ROYALTY OR WISHFUL THINKING?
OBSESSIVE STALKER JAILED FOR STEALING CELEBRITY CRAP! HUGE COLLECTION OF EXCREMENT FROM THE STARS DISCOVERED AFTER NEIGHBOURS COMPLAIN ABOUT STENCH!
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