NEW DOCUMENTARY REVEALS SHOCKING TRUTH BEHIND PRINCESS DIANA'S FUNERAL! ALLEGATIONS THAT COFFIN FILLED WITH BRICKS AFTER GHOULISH BODY SNATCHING BY MOURNERS!
SCIENTISTS - EVIL OR JUST PLAIN MAD? CALLS FOR BAN ON SCIENCE AMID ALLEGATIONS OF GARDEN SHED CRYOGENICS AND SECRET DEALS WITH ALIEN SEX PERVERTS!
TOP SURGEON UNDER FIRE FOR RADICAL TREATMENTS! DRUGS AND PSYCHOTHERAPY REJECTED IN FAVOUR OF SURGERY FOR TREATMENT OF SEXUALLY-RELATED PROBLEMS!
WERE THE ROLLING STONES CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS? ROCKERS HARASSED AS TOP COP CONVINCED POP GROUPS FRONT FOR CRIME AND PEVERSITY!
TOP TYCOON LITERALLY TORTURES HIMSELF FOR EVERY BUSINESS FAILURE! MASOCHISM OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS REVEALED!
NEW RELIGION BASED ON CRAP INSTITUTED - FOUNDER CLAIMS DIVINE INTERVENTION TO END CONSTIPATION! PLANS TO BAPTISE ACOLYTES IN OWN EFFLUENT!
HOLLYWOOD'S FOUR-LEGGED STARS STALKED BY DEMENTED FAN! SINISTER REVELATIONS OF HOW UNHEALTHY OBSESSION TURNS TO KIDNAP AND EXTORTION!
TINKER, TAILOR, SOLDIER, TRANSSEXUAL!
'I TOOK IT UP THE BUM FOR BRITAIN', CLAIMS RENEGADE SPY! DISGRACED SEX-CHANGE SECRET AGENT LIFTS LID ON UNDERCOVER RENT BOYS!
AMAZING CIA PARANORMAL RESEARCH PROGRAMME REVEALED! PSYCHIC UNCOVERS BIN LADEN'S SORDID SEX SECRETS!
RIP OFF RELIGIONS EXPOSED! TOP CHRISTIAN FAITHS FAIL CONSUMER PROBE!
PARENTS FURIOUS AS LIBRARY LENDS SEXUALLY EXPLICIT ADULT VERSIONS OF CHILDREN'S CLASSICS TO KIDDIES!
TORY MP CLAIMS NHS RISKING PATIENTS' LIVES BY EMPLOYING FOREIGN MEDICS! HOSPITALS ANGRILY DENY THAT WITCH DOCTORS AND PERVERTS ARE WORKING ON WARDS!
OBSCENE PHONE CALLS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE? WOMAN'S AMAZING THREE-IN-A-BED ROMP WITH FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER AND DRACULA!
HEARSES HELD UP AT GUNPOINT AS NECROPHILIA CRAZE SWEEPS BRITAIN'S YOUTH! GRIEVING RELATIVES CALL FOR GOVERNMENT ACTION TO PROTECT THEIR DEAD!
ARE HOSPITAL WAITING LISTS DRIVING PATIENTS TO ATTEMPT SELF-SURGERY? POPULAR TV PROGRAMME BLAMED FOR RISE IN SELF-MUTILATION!
WHO GOT BENNY HILL'S PORN STASH?
WAS BENNY HILL'S FAMED PORN COLLECTION SOLD ON THE BLACK MARKET TO FINANCE INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM OR STOLEN BY RIVAL COMIC?
BUSH LINKS TO BUGS BUNNY'S SO-CALLED 'RABBIT PACK' THREATEN PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN!
QUEEN MOTHER'S SEX AND DRUGS ROMPS WITH THE STARS UNCOVERED! SHOCKING LOVE TRIANGLE WITH SINATRA AND SAMMY DAVIS REVEALED!
ACTION MAN IN FENIAN SHOCKER! PLANS FOR NEW IRA THEMED OUTFITS CONDEMNED BY POLITICIANS! THE TOYS AND GAMES BANNED FOR BAD TASTE INVESTIGATED!
BRITAIN'S TORTURE TOURISTS REVEALED! HOLIDAYING MASOCHISTS COMPLAIN OF LACK OF TORTURE FACILITIES IN FOREIGN JAILS!
CARNAGE ON BRITAIN'S ROADS AS RECKLESS THRILL SEEKERS WHACK OFF BEHIND THE WHEEL!
GROUPIE TAKES CORN COB UP CORN HOLE FOR ROCK STAR! BEATEN SENSELESS WITH FISH BY HEAVY METAL LEGENDS! VETERAN ROCK CHICK REVEALS ALL!
RURAL COMMUNITIES UNDER THREAT AS BADGERS GO ON RAMPAGE! DELINQUENT ANIMALS SELL DRUGS AND PORN TO CHILDREN, MUG OLD LADIES!
INCREDIBLE SHAGGING MACHINES MADE IN SUBURBAN GARAGE GIVE WOMEN SUPERHUMAN SATISFACTION! DESIGNER PROFILED!
LYNCH MOB ATTACKS FATHER CHRISTMAS AS SANTA EXPOSED AS PAGAN SEX FIEND! CHILDREN INJURED IN GROTTO BOMBING!
APE MAN GOES ON CARNAL RAMPAGE! SECRETS OF PRIMEAVAL SEX REVEALED AS SCIENTISTS REVIVE PALEOLITHIC PERVERT! STONE AGE PORN STASH UNCOVERED IN CAVE!
TRUTH BEHIND PHILIP K DICK'S TERRIFYING VISIONS REVEALED! TOP SCIENCE FICTION WRITER VICTIM OF FASCIST CONSPIRACY LED BY ARCH RIVAL!
DEMENTED FANS MENACED AND SEXUALLY HARASSED BY THE STARS AS CELEBS TURN TABLES AND STALK THE STALKERS!
THE AMAZING UNTOLD STORY OF DR WHO'S LOST REGENERATION REVEALED AT LAST! BIZARRE SEX SCANDALS OF SACKED STAR UNCOVERED!
FORMER ROYAL AIDE REVEALS INCREDIBLE SPANKING SECRETS OF FLYING SAUCER VISITORS! IS PRINCE PHILIP 'ONE OF THEM'?
UK TV CHIEFS FACE LYNCH MOB AS PRIME TIME FILTH BLAMED FOR INCREASE IN TEENAGE SELF-ABUSE! FURY AS PORN STARS AUDITION ON LIVE TV!
SACKED ROYAL BUTLER SENSATIONALLY REVEALS BIZARRE SEXUAL INITIATION OF YOUNG PRINCE! HELPS PRINCESS SHOOT PORN MOVIE IN PALACE!
CAN BUSH 'MEASURE UP' TO HIS PREDECESSOR? DUBYA DESPERATELY SEEKS CLINTON'S PORN STASH IN DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO BOOST HIS FLAGGING 'PERFORMANCE'!
TERRORISTS PLAY DIRTY AS PLOT TO DROWN US CITIES IN OWN EXCREMENT FOILED! SADDAM ACCUSED AS SUICIDE PORNOGRAPHERS TARGET US CHILDREN!
BEDDED, KNOBBED AND BUMSTICKED!
HAVE NAZI SCIENTISTS REVIVED THE EVIL PORN-OBSSESSED HEAD OF WALT DISNEY? IS HE PRODUCING CARTOON FILTH FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE?
BRIT POP STARS IN AMAZING FEUD! VIOLENCE ERUPTS BETWEEN ROBBIE AND LIAM OVER XMAS DECORATIONS!
HOLLYWOOD'S SECRET GAY SCANDALS REVEALED! JOHN WAYNE IN CLOSET CLINCH WITH NOTORIOUS COMMIE! SILENT STARS AMAZING MASTURBATION CULT!
BOB MITCHUM GETS FRUITY AT GROCERY STORE! LIBERACE IN BIZARRE LOVE TRIANGLE WITH FRED FLINTSTONE! TINSELTOWN'S WEIRDEST PERVERSIONS!
CHARLIE CHAPLIN SUBJECTS STARLETS TO NAKED CUSTARD PIE FETISH! FAMED DIRECTOR SHOOTS PRIVATE FOOTAGE - AND OWN LOAD!
HUMAN SACRIFICE AND BUGGERY AS SAMMY DAVIS JR INDUCTS ELVIS INTO CHURCH OF SATAN! SITCOM STAR BATTLES DEVIL FOR SOUL OF CHILD STAR!
CROSS-DRESSING SHAME OF THE STARS REVEALED! CAN BILLY BALDWIN CARRY OFF A BIKINI! CELEBRATED COMICS DON DRAG TO SEDUCE US SAILORS!
AMAZING REAL-LIFE STORIES OF PEOPLE WHOSE LIVES HAVE BEEN CHANGED AFTER BEING SEXUALLY MOLESTED BY ANGELS!
GENTLEMEN BUGGERED IN THE STREET AS MYSTERY ASSAILANT TERRORISES BRITAIN! WHO IS THE PHANTOM BUGGERER - FREEMASON, ROYALTY OR WISHFUL THINKING?
DID GEORGE FORMBY TEACH HITLER TO PLAY THE UKELELE? INCREDIBLE TRUE STORY OF BRITISH WARTIME ENTERTAINERS WHO SPIED FOR NAZIS!
OBSESSIVE STALKER JAILED FOR STEALING CELEBRITY CRAP! HUGE COLLECTION OF EXCREMENT FROM THE STARS DISCOVERED AFTER NEIGHBOURS COMPLAIN ABOUT STENCH!
POPE TO BE REPLACED BY PORN STAR? VATICAN IN TURMOIL AS CATHOLIC ORDER ADVOCATES SALVATION THROUGH SIN!
CLINTON'S PENIS HIJACKED BY ISLAMIC FUNDAMENTALISTS! PLAN TO SHOOT EX-PRESIDENTIAL LOAD AT WEST COAST!
KEBAB VANS BECOME WEAPONS OF TERROR AS SUICIDE BOMBERS TARGET US ICONS! UK TERROR ALERT AS MACDONALD'S BRANCHES BURN!
