IN THIS ISSUE:
"Live in Peace, or be Spanked..."
ALIENS GIVE CHILLING WARNING TO MANKIND! IS IT HUMANITY'S FATE TO BE SPANKED INTO SUBMISSION BY SPACEMEN? DESPITE FEARS OF WORLD LEADERS, PROMISE OF PROPER DISCIPLINE WELCOMED IN MANY QUARTERS!
"He's Attempting Re-Entry..."
NASA CLAIM TO HAVE ACHIEVED FIRST ZERO-GRAVITY ERECTION SPARKS NEW SPACE RACE! RUSSIAN AND AMERICAN SPACE AGENCIES VIE TO LAUNCH ADULT FILM PRODUCTION MODULE FOR INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION!
"...BEFORE SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS CAME ALONG PEOPLE COULD LEAD THEIR ENTIRE LIVES WITHOUT BEING NOTICED - IT WAS IF THEY HAD NEVER EXISTED!"
A LIFE IN PICTURES
ALSO INSIDE:
HAVING IT LARGE!
SCRAPING ALONG THE BOTTOM!
MORE AMAZING GOSSIP FROM LITTLE MISS STRANGE!
ALIENS PULLED MY PLONKER! BIZARRE NOCTURNAL INTRUSIONS PROBED IN YOUR LETTERS!
TOP TRASH CLASSICS REVIEWED:
FUEL PRICE PROTESTERS FORCED TO CANCEL DEMONSTRATION AS RIOTERS UNABLE TO AFFORD PETROL FOR MOLOTOV COCKTAILS!
SECRET DIARY OF A STREET WALKER
COULD SENSATIONAL NEW BOOK PUT BRITAIN'S PERSONAL SERVICES INDUSTRY AT RISK?
FAILING LABOUR PARTY FACES HAVING PRIVATE COMPANY BROUGHT IN TO RUN AFFAIRS! BRANSON'S VIRGIN GROUP FAVOURITES FOR TAKEOVER AS MPS FEAR JOB LOSSES AND ASSET-STRIPPING!
MORE STORIES FROM THE SLEAZE:
MINISTER HELD HOSTAGE IN S&M DUNGEON AND MPs PELTED WITH DILDOS AS MILITANT FETISHISTS STORM PARLIAMENT IN PROTEST AT NEW LAWS BANNING VIOLENT PORN!
SHOCK CLAIMS THAT HILARY CLINTON'S CAMPAIGN FUNDED BY HUSBAND'S IMMORAL EARNINGS! DID HILARY PIMP BILL OUT AS MALE ESCORT FOR LONELY WIDOWS TO RAISE FUNDS?
IS AMERICA'S BEEKEEPING INDUSTRY UNDER THREAT FROM UNDER ENDOWED CELEBRITIES SEEKING PENIS ENLARGEMENTS?
PRIME MINISTER ACCUSED OF BUYING VOTES WITH SEXUAL FAVOURS! DID GORDON BROWN WIN VITAL TERROR VOTE BY OFFERING PROSTITUTES AND PORN TO REBEL BACK BENCHERS?
INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM AWARDS ROCKED BY ALLEGATIONS OF VOTE-RIGGING! NON-ISLAMIC TERROR GROUPS THREATEN BOYCOTT!
BORIS JOHNSON REVEALS PLANS TO TURN LONDON'S SINK ESTATES INTO 'GATED COMMUNITIES'! LOCAL POPULATIONS TO BE SEGREGATED BEHIND BARBED WIRE FENCES - 'FOR OWN SAFETY'!
FROM THE ARCHIVE:
INCREDIBLE SHAGGING MACHINES MADE IN SUBURBAN GARAGE GIVE WOMEN SUPERHUMAN SATISFACTION! DESIGNER PROFILED!
CARNAGE ON BRITAIN'S ROADS AS RECKLESS THRILL SEEKERS WHACK OFF BEHIND THE WHEEL!
GENTLEMEN BUGGERED IN THE STREET AS MYSTERY ASSAILANT TERRORISES BRITAIN! WHO IS THE PHANTOM BUGGERER - FREEMASON, ROYALTY OR WISHFUL THINKING?
WARNING:
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