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"Ohhh, matron..."


CARRY ON BOMBING!


PRODUCER ANNOUNCES PLANS TO USE DIGITAL TECHNOLOGY TO VIRTUALLY RESURRECT DEAD 'CARRY ON' STARS FOR CONTROVERSIAL NEW SERIES OF FILMS! PROMISES SAUCY NEW SUICIDE BOMBER SATIRE!

"A dying profession..."


STATE OF DISGRACE


WILL VATICAN'S PURGE OF PAEDOPHILE PRIESTS SERIOUSLY DAMAGE CAREER PROSPECTS OF BRITAIN'S DEVIANTS? CALLS FOR GOVERNMENT TO SET UP NEW TRAINING SCHEMES FOR PERVERTS IN ORDER TO MAINTAIN COUNTRY'S HERITAGE OF DEVIANCY!

BLACK AND BLUE


ALLEGATIONS OF POLITICAL OPPORTUNISM VEHEMENTLY DENIED AS TORY LEADER DAVID CAMERON PREPARES TO SPANK OWN MPs OVER EXPENSES CLAIMS!

CELEBRITY AUTOPSY


NEW TV SERIES FEATURING LIVE AUTOPSIES OF RICH AND FAMOUS CONDEMNED AS TASTELESS!

TAKING THE WHIP

GOVERNMENT ROCKED BY NEW SCANDAL AS MINISTER MAKES OWN PORN MOVIES ON PARLIAMENTARY EXPENSES! CLAIMS FILMS ARE ESSENTIAL POLITICAL RESEARCH INTO EXPLOITATION OF WOMEN!

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LOST TRIBE OF LONDON

TOP ANTHROPOLOGIST CLAIMS PRIMITIVE TRIBE IS LIVING UNDETECTED IN HEART OF BRITAIN'S CAPITAL CITY! AMAZING THEORY BACKED BY LONDONER'S CLAIMS TO HAVE BEEN HELD CAPTIVE FOR YEAR BY SAVAGES IN TOOTING!

PEEPING TOM TV

NEW WEB SITE PROMISES ULTIMATE IN REALITY TV WITH SECRETLY SHOT FOOTAGE OF NEIGHBOURS' BEDROOM ANTICS! HIGH TECH VOYEURISM OFFERS ALL THE THRILLS OF BEING PEEPING TOM WITHOUT THE RISKS!

CULT OF CELEBRITY


HAS JADE GOODY PERFORMED MIRACLES FROM BEYOND GRAVE? IS PETER ANDRE PROPHET OF THE APOCALYPSE? CAN TOM JONES' TOUCH HEAL ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION? BIZARRE CELEBRITY WORSHIPPING CULTS REVEALED!

CAUGHT ON CAMERA

ARE INTERNET PEEPING TOMS USING GOOGLE STREET VIEW TO SNOOP ON UNSUSPECTING VICTIMS? CALL FOR WEB APPLICATION TO BE BANNED AFTER COMPLAINTS OF RAMPANT CYBER-VOYEURISM!

CELEBRITY DEATH WATCH

TOP PROMOTER DENIES IRRADIATING CLIENT TO INDUCE LIFE-THREATENING CANCER FOR PUBLICITY PURPOSES!

PROCURER EXECUTIVE

MEET THE CIVIL SERVANTS WHO PROCURE PORN, PROSTITUTES AND PERVERSITY FOR VISITING FOREIGN DIGNITARIES! SECRET GOVERNMENT DEPARTMENT'S AMAZING ACTIVITIES EXPOSED!

FROM THE ARCHIVE:

SWEET AND SAVIOUR

IS CHRIST FLIPPING BURGERS? MESSIAH CITES LACK OF OPPORTUNITIES IN FAMILY BUSINESS AS REASON FOR WORKING IN FAST FOOD INDUSTRY!

THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

BRITISH FILM FILM INDUSTRY STRIKES BACK AT HOLLYWOOD'S MISREPRESENTATION OF HISTORY! MAVERICK DIRECTOR AIMS TO EXPOSE 'TRUTH' BEHIND AMERICA'S TOP HISTORICAL HEROES!

ARTFUL TODGER


NEW DVD SHOWING MALE CELEBRITIES PERFORMING BIZARRE ACTS WITH PENISES CONDEMNED! FEARS THAT SIGHT OF BRUCE LEE BREAKING BRICKS WITH TODGER COULD ENCOURAGE COPYCATS - RESULTING IN SERIOUS INJURIES!

"...NUNS ARE BEING TRAINED IN HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT, EXPLOSIVES TECHNIQUES AND INSURGENCY!"

ONWARD CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS?

HAS POPE BENEDICT XVI HAS BEEN SECRETLY REARMING VATICAN FOR WAR ON NON-BELIEVERS?

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